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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter, he won’t come.
The King Balloon Twister, Smash Your Transistor.
Gravity ‘n shit.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
We live in perverted times, my friend.
Who the hell are you to view my computer?
This Wallpaper was Censored for a Better America, Nothing Here. Please Move Along.
Sleep now! all of you, There is nothing to fear. We will tell you everything, That you will need to hear.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. ~ Theodore Roosevelt
Peter might be scum, but Peter had been right, always right; the power to cause pain is the only power that matters, the power to kill and destroy, because if you can’t kill you are always subject to those who can, and nothing and no one will ever save you. ~ Ender’s Game
Swedish Chef: Esh ferrn der murn cumpooter.
Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
Ufff-da PC baad. Bork, bork, bork!
Epple-a guud!!! Stroodel.
I am zee Svedeesh Cheff und cuuk dem epples.
Um gesh dee bork, bork!